Wow! I lost 10lbs in one week! How? I had to get up and close the door every time YOU FUCKING DIDNT
i am currently posting this from my job office computer.
i am literally getting paid to blog.
i love my job.
Reasons why i'm single
- ONE: i annoy people
- TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
- THREE: i fuck shit up
- FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
- FIVE: i'm not liked
- SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
- don't forget
- SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop